The Asylum's newest pile o' crap features a bridge-hungry shark, a giant octopus, Debbie Gibson, and Lorenzo Lamas.
No, it's not a push mower. It's called the Legway, and it's going to completely change how Victorian cities are built.
Drunken robot monkey fight! If you're in New York on April 18, 2009, you can get drunk and watch robot monkeys fight it out. It's like an interactive Michael Bay movie.
I never want to work in this warehouse. Lots of guy screaming, getting crushed, losing limbs, and catching fire.
That devious Myposian was the first person to Rickroll anyone.
Uncle Sam vs. Polar Bear. No wonder polars bears are going extinct--Uncle Sam has been hunting them since the 50's.
Pretend to be James Bond. Sure, the top speed underwater is only 2mph, but it'll do 75 on the ground and tail is all but assured.
From Oscar the Grouch to the "Wizars of Oz", people are putting a lot of effort into their pet's costumes.
In doing so, Sgt. Steve Brody of the Morrisville State College University Police also defined "irony" and "stereotype".
Our national bacon obsession has officially gone too far.
It's as big as a football, weighs six pounds, costs $25, and contains every conceivable menu option.
Who knew planting could be high-tech? The EasyBloom will tell you why your plants are dying and which plants will grow best in a certain area. It's like a robot botanist.
Get your tongue loosened up. You'll soon be closer to forming the ultimate Kiss cover (Rock) band. A 3/4 replica of Gene Simmons' axe guitar wil be available for Rock Band and Guitar Hero in November. Sorry Xboxers, it's only for PlayStation and Wii.
What do you get when you mix the flavor of bacon with the arterial-clogging power of mayonnaise? You get a highly-addictive substance called Baconnaise--the perfect addition to your BLT and a great excuse for rapid weight gain.
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