What A Steady Diet Of BuzzFeed Will Do To You After 3 Years
So, I'm ordinarily a private little can of lunchmeat but there comes a time in every t girl's life when she knows she has to post a timeline of pics of herself transitioning set to weepy indie music (many star wipes and duckfaces generally ensue). This is called a "transition montage". Since I'm too tech illiterate for star wipes and not classy enough for duckface here's this:
7 Horrifying Christmas Tunes
Holiday tiems bringing your spirits up? Well now you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. Chillax that feel-goodiness and prevent yourself from becoming another holiday suicide statistic with these delightful yuletide gems (sure to make ANYONE fall off the wagon)
10 Surprisingly Sexy Brutal Dictators
Everyone loves a bad boy but what do you do when pissing off your dad and cutting class to smoke weed in his car just isn't working for you anymore? Well... then you've got to step up your game. Here's a list of ten smokin hot, gruesomely evil dictators to help you unleash your inner Eva Braun. ♫...because I'm bad, I'm bad, she-mo-na...♫
Miley Cyrus Thinks The Internet Is "The Devil"
Miley Cyrus closed down her twitter account last year, but why? was it because her immature antics and the photo evidence that accompanied them was threatening to undermine her entire career among the hyper-sensitive "Disney" crowd? No. It's because the internet is "the devil", the ACTUAL devil. Don't listen to her Noah! we still have hope for you.
Goatse Vs. Pedobear
The creator of Man vs. Bear takes the only logical next step, pitting Goatse against his arch-nemesis (Pedobear) in what can only be called "the most difficult game I have ever played in my entire life". Controls are: arrow keys for movement, x (fire a bullet), z (jump), s (strike a disco pose), f (turn into a volcano), n (put your hands on your hips like a sassy waitress in an 80's sitcom), o (unsuccessfully try to start a round of "YMCA"). None of these actions will keep you from dying in less than 4 seconds.