It's the summer! But it's also Britain, and you need to be bronzed, right?
1. But fake tanning is not without its challenges.
2. It requires a certain nous.
3. And a certain level of experience.
(The tutorials make it looks so easy.)
4. Yet it can get all up the walls...
5. ...all over the floor...
6. ...and all over your sheets.
7. Then you've always got the rain to deal with too.
8. Anything white, in general, is an error.
9. In lieu of professionals, you ask your friends to help out.
10. But even that can be hazardous.
11. How exactly are you supposed to keep it even anyway?
12. Ultimately, you have to close your eyes and hope for the best.
13. And if it goes wrong? Just own it like a boss.
Because...there's always next year?
Southern Comfort with lemonade and a squeeze of fresh lime – tan your lemonade, whatever the weather!
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