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10 Times Sour Punch Straws Would Make Everything Better

Basically, everything should be made of candy. Let's #PunchUp the world!

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1. The only thing sweeter than your heart would be your bow tie.

Sour candy bow ties are more dapper and delicious.
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Sour candy bow ties are more dapper and delicious.

2. Your little sister's bike would be cooler with candy tassels.

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You can roll with us now.

3. Growing out a mustache would be pretty sweet.

But, like, sour as well. In a good way.
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But, like, sour as well. In a good way.

4. The nervous pencil biter in class wouldn’t be so gross.

Please, teachers, let this happen.
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Please, teachers, let this happen.

5. Even going to jail wouldn't be so bad, if jail looked like this:

You could totally just eat your way out! Sour is the new orange.
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You could totally just eat your way out! Sour is the new orange.

6. A scarf knitted from the finest sour candy straws? Yes, please, Grandma.

We'll take two.
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We'll take two.

7. Parachuting would be more thrilling.

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Also known as Sourpunchuting. Umm...just make sure you eat the straws after you land.

8. These straws would make selfie sticks better.

Make a ridiculous thing even more ridiculous! And then eat it.
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Make a ridiculous thing even more ridiculous! And then eat it.

9. It would be easier to pay more attention in Astronomy class if Saturn’s rings were Sour Punch Straws.

Field Trip to Saturn, anyone?
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Field Trip to Saturn, anyone?

10. And you would finally stay awake through those boring graduation speeches.

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Hey, are you going to eat your tassel?

So what have we learned? You can #PunchUp anything with Sour Punch!

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