1. The Hawaii Chair
Because you should get motion sickness while sitting at your desk
2. The Tiddy Bear
In case you want to be assaulted while driving
3. The Comfort Wipe
For when wiping your own ass has become a thing of the past
4. The Neck Toner
Choke yourself to a stronger chin
5. The MagneScribe Pen
So you can look like a crazy person
6. The Booty Pop
So your self-esteem can be whole again
7. The Wearable Towel
So you can smell like mold and look like human garbage
8. The Boyfriend Body Pillow
Use as directed or always since you will be alone forever if you buy this
9. The Potty Putter
Golf while going # 2- you’ll feel even more like a piece of sh*t
10. The BarkOff
For people who shouldn’t own animals in the first place
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