1. “Now we request your full attention as the flight attendants demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft”
2. “Please turn off all electronic devices at this time.”
3. “Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin.”
4. “If you would like a blanket you may purchase one for $5.”
5. “There will be no food or beverage service on today’s flight.”
6. “Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. We are now crossing a zone of turbulence. Please return your seats and keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you.”
7. “We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Smoking is prohibited on the entire aircraft, including the lavatories.”
8. “We have a maintenance problem and will be holding on the plane for a couple of minutes.”
9. “We do not have any upgrades available at this time.”
10. “And in the event of a water landing your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device.”
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