Gotta love mom (She’s amazing), she gets migraines and this piercing is supposed to help with them, so I figured I would be a good daughter and tell her about it. This is what I get for trying.
I remember I was flipping through channels at 3:00am when I was 7-10ish, and as I was flipping through Scary Movie 3 (I think) came on. All I saw was this sweet looking little girl saying “you’ve banished the evil” to the main character, and the mc responding “really?” Immediately…
The entirety of How I Met Your Mother. Obsessing over one woman for years when she said that she doesn’t like you, and Barney’s character in general are two definite things that won’t hold up
I had this lady who’s baby vomited in the cart on a bag of Doritos, and she cleaned some of it off but she handed me the bag of Doritos that still had baby vomit on it and I just about died. It was so gross. And then she proceeded to leave her big vomit cart in the middle of the express…
From South Dakota comes Robert LeRoy Anderson. He was convicted of kidnapping, raping, and killing two women, one whose body has never been found, and attempted this crime on more women. To make things weirder, he and my mom were friends in high school and he even gave her a yearbook…
The stereotypical jock in movies is so annoying. Most jocks aren’t dumb womanizers, nor are they evil. I’m begging movie producers to have more imagination.
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