1. Urinals. @Motchdobble / Via Twitter: @Motchdobble Mother of god. 2. Handdryers. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed The steampunk Dyson Airblade: It may eat your hands, but at least it looks edgy. 3. Lighting. ಠ_ಠ @MikeIsaac every hipster interior design trend rolled into one god-awful lamp 01:28 AM - 20 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Restaurant seats. Steffan Andrews @orchetect The chairs are getting a little too hipster around here. #Vancouver 06:01 PM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Imagine sitting on those in a pair of short shorts. 5. Public toilets. ⚡️Shane O⚡️ @shanestexts Old public toilet converted into a coffeeshop in Central London, it's called the @Attendantcafe & it's hipster Mecca. 03:51 PM - 12 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Because they keep converting them into coffee shops and wanky cocktail bars. 6. Vital public services. @SamKeogh85 / Via Twitter: @SamKeogh85 At least you can forget all your employment woes with a nice margarita. 7. Stools. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed Imagine trying to perch on that after a few pints. 8. Bikes. HomerJunior / Via reddit.com I mean, there's a ~ reason ~ the Penny Farthing didn't really catch on. 9. Restaurants. @DaveyWound / Via Twitter: @DaveyWound Obviously. 10. Tables. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed 11. Colanders. yianniy · / Via imgur.com I suppose you could wear it to the launch of your friend's pop-up gravy bistro if you happen to have left all your other hats on the bus. 12. Babies. 3 Wittle Pigs / Via 3wittlepigs.bigcartel.com What's the point of having children if you can't use them to push your style agenda? 13. Mason jars. onerobinroad / Via etsy.com A glass mason jar sippy cup. It's a good thing toddlers never throw things on the floor... 14. Moustaches. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed Why. 15. Toilet roll holders. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed And you can guarantee that the people you live with STILL wouldn't replace the roll. 16. Taps and sinks. Oz McDevitt @Oz_Insatiable Oh dear...just walked into the #Byron toilet & a guy had mistaken this sink for a urinal. It's not that hipster here 02:20 PM - 20 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Remember when washing your hands in a restaurant didn't make you feel like a Victorian scullery maid? 17. Soap holders. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed Well at least it's not wasting plastic. 18. Serving coffee in a timely and efficient fashion. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed I spent so long waiting for my coffee in that place that I started getting my post forwarded there. 19. Souvenirs. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed That's a bike jersey based on the Portland airport carpet pattern. I don't know why. 20. Wifi. Dushan Hanuska / Via Flickr: hanuska Yes god forbid anyone would want to come to a cafe alone and talk to people on the internet. 21. iPads. Qweky Writer / Via qwerkywriter.com Don't worry, it's only $349. 22. Rubbish. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed "Here's some old shit we found in the street, but we're calling it reclaimed so we can charge people loads of money for it" - hipster shops.