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22 Bloody Brilliant Lines From Monty Python

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

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1. The Black Knight:

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

2. When the true identity of the horse was revealed:

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

3. The witch accusation:

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

4. Tim the Enchanter:

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

5. The Knights who say "Ni":

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

6. This peasant conversation:

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

7. And when they completely undermined the concept of monarchy:

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

8. This timeless insult:

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9. This reaction:

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10. Bring out your dead:

BODY: I'm not dead!CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.LARGE MAN: Yes he is.BODY: I'm not!CART DRIVER: He isn't.LARGE MAN: He will be soon. He's very ill.BODY: I'm getting better!LARGE MAN: You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. It's against regulations.BODY: I don't want to go on the cart.LARGE MAN: Don't be such a baby.
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BODY: I'm not dead!

CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.

LARGE MAN: Yes he is.

BODY: I'm not!

CART DRIVER: He isn't.

LARGE MAN: He will be soon. He's very ill.

BODY: I'm getting better!

LARGE MAN: You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.

CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. It's against regulations.

BODY: I don't want to go on the cart.

LARGE MAN: Don't be such a baby.

11. This excellent quote:

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From The Meaning of Life.

12. The "granny gangs":

From Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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From Monty Python's Flying Circus.

13. And this even more terrifying crime wave:

From Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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From Monty Python's Flying Circus.

14. The dirty-fork sketch:

From Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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From Monty Python's Flying Circus.

15. Fresh fruit self-defence:

From And Now for Something Completely Different.
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From And Now for Something Completely Different.

16. The dirty Hungarian phrasebook:

From Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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From Monty Python's Flying Circus.

17. This ending:

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From The Meaning of Life.

18. This revelation:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

19. This moment:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

20. And this darker one:

From Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

The Judean People's Front:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

21. And of course, this line:

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