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22 Bloody Brilliant Lines From Monty Python

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

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10. Bring out your dead:

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BODY: I'm not dead!

CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.

LARGE MAN: Yes he is.

BODY: I'm not!

CART DRIVER: He isn't.

LARGE MAN: He will be soon. He's very ill.

BODY: I'm getting better!

LARGE MAN: You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.

CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. It's against regulations.

BODY: I don't want to go on the cart.

LARGE MAN: Don't be such a baby.

11. This excellent quote:

From The Meaning of Life.

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18. This revelation:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

19. This moment:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

The Judean People's Front:

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From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

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