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    17 Things You'll Understand If You Just Really Love Pizza Express

    I love you, doughballs.

    1. You spend absolutely ages debating what to eat every time.

    2. Although, obviously you would never order pasta.

    3. You have opinions about ~that~ pizza with salad in the middle.

    4. You feel uncomfortable in other pizza restaurants.

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    Lol go away Pizza Hut.

    5. Because you will always suggest Pizza Express literally any time anyone wants to meet for dinner.

    6. The greatest joy in the world is getting an extra doughball.

    7. And you genuinely miss the Nutella doughballs.

    8. You have actually noticed when the menu changes.

    Can't believe Pizza Express have taken the carbonara pizza with the egg off the bloody menu. The world has forsaken me

    And the staff uniform. It's not creepy.

    9. And you probably feel quite sad when they take things you like off the menu.

    10. You have attempted to recreate the Pizza Express experience at home, but it's just not the same.

    11. Though obviously you put that delicious sauce on everything you make at home.

    12. You have been there more than once in a week.

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    And you're not ashamed.

    13. You’ve definitely been on a few dates there.

    14. And many important life occasions have taken place in your local one.

    @tapedeckheart_ / Via Twitter: @tapedeckheart_

    Are you even British if you haven't had a birthday treat dinner in Pizza Express?

    15. You don’t get the point of the mini desserts

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    OF COURSE I CAN MANAGE A WHOLE PUDDING.

    16. Because there's always room for proper dessert

    17. And, you have literally never paid full price for your bill.

    @frankiebrown18 / Via Twitter: @frankiebrown18

    Only a fool goes to Pizza Express and pays full price.

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