1. You spend absolutely ages debating what to eat every time. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And then order the exact same thing. 2. Although, obviously you would never order pasta. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com It's not called Pasta Express is it? 3. You have opinions about ~that~ pizza with salad in the middle. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You're either strongly against it and think it should be banned, or you order it every time. There is no inbetween. 4. You feel uncomfortable in other pizza restaurants. Creative Commons / Krista / Flickr / Via Flickr: scaredykat Lol go away Pizza Hut. 5. Because you will always suggest Pizza Express literally any time anyone wants to meet for dinner. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 6. The greatest joy in the world is getting an extra doughball. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 7. And you genuinely miss the Nutella doughballs. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com RIP Pizza Express Nutella doughballs, gone too soon. 8. You have actually noticed when the menu changes. / @chapman_forever Can't believe Pizza Express have taken the carbonara pizza with the egg off the bloody menu. The world has forsaken me 05:43 PM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite And the staff uniform. It's not creepy. 9. And you probably feel quite sad when they take things you like off the menu. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com I miss you every day, Carbonara pizza. 10. You have attempted to recreate the Pizza Express experience at home, but it's just not the same. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Needs more of those blue water glasses that look like candles. 11. Though obviously you put that delicious sauce on everything you make at home. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ellierabey 12. You have been there more than once in a week. Creative Commons / Ewan Munro / BuzzFeed And you're not ashamed. 13. You’ve definitely been on a few dates there. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com It is basically the ideal second date location. 14. And many important life occasions have taken place in your local one. @tapedeckheart_ / Via Twitter: @tapedeckheart_ Are you even British if you haven't had a birthday treat dinner in Pizza Express? 15. You don’t get the point of the mini desserts Creative Commons / Flickr / Damian Cugley / Via Flickr: pdc OF COURSE I CAN MANAGE A WHOLE PUDDING. 16. Because there's always room for proper dessert View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 17. And, you have literally never paid full price for your bill. @frankiebrown18 / Via Twitter: @frankiebrown18 Only a fool goes to Pizza Express and pays full price.