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21 Things You'll Understand If You're Completely Obsessed With Waitrose

*Panics about which charity to give the green disk to*

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1. First of all, you completely understand that some things in life are ~essential~.

Of course.
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Of course.

2. Like pâté.

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3. And pineapple cottage cheese.

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4. The opening of a new Waitrose near your house is pretty damn exciting.

*RUNS AROUND SCREAMING*
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*RUNS AROUND SCREAMING*

5. Discovering a service station has a mini Waitrose is like Christmas Day for you.

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6. But it's still not as exciting as a LITTLE WAITROSE opening near your workplace.

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Baby Waitrose!!!

7. Which can be pretty damaging for your bank balance.

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8. You're pretty bloody good at using the magical price check laser machine.

I am obsessed with @waitrose 😄

Aww yehh gotta get those sweet deals.

9. And you do additional laps of the store to make the most of the free samples.

The staff know, they KNOW that you've had 30 bits of mince pie.
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The staff know, they KNOW that you've had 30 bits of mince pie.

10. You completely relate to this.

One of your five a day.
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One of your five a day.

11. And you feel genuinely stressed when you have to decide which charity to give your green disk to.

Why is #waitrose so obsessed with tidley winks anyway .....

"Dogs? Old people? Birds?" *hyperventilates from stress*

12. Your Waitrose magazine collection is getting a bit out of control.

Obsessed with @waitrose food mags much? #bakeitoff #foodie

Because you can't bring yourself not to pick one up every time.

13. And you will never not laugh at this newspaper display.

Poor Heston.

14. You used to visit exclusively for the free coffee.

Even on weekends.
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Even on weekends.

15. And you were genuinely upset when they started making you buy food before you could get that complimentary latte.

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DAMMIT.

16. But you're still willing to stand in a massive queue for a free drink.

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17. So forgetting your myWaitrose card is the greatest tragedy that can befall you.

NO FREE COFFEE NOO.
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NO FREE COFFEE NOO.

18. This would be your actual dream gift.

What do you do when it's your friends bday and he's obsessed with @waitrose? Give him a head to toe #Waitrose present

*dies*

19. You know that you’re likely to overhear something ridiculous on a visit.

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20. And you understand when Waitrose gets a bit out of hand.

"It wouldn't be summer without a sex backache."

21. But you’re willing to forgive Waitrose even when they’re just plain mean.

Because you love them so.
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Because you love them so.