1. These specific chairs.
2. Or these ones with arms if your school is really fancy.
3. Unclaimed Tupperware.
4. A vast number of best teacher mugs.
5. Passive aggressive signs about the washing up.
6. A single stained teaspoon.
7. A dirty Sports Direct mug.
8. Overflowing pigeon holes.
9. Industrial sized barrels of instant coffee.
10. A retirement card for people to sign.
11. Cake.
12. And cake that people have eaten in a horrific fashion.
13. Christmas biscuits.
14. Someone's questionable home baking.
15. Microwaves covered in mysterious orange gunk.
16. Chinese food container lids.
17. Some gone off milk.
18. A limescaled kettle.
19. A selection of random long-forgotten items confiscated from students.
20. Impractical low down tables.
21. This exact ceiling and lighting arrangement.
22. This type of clock.
23. A pile of someone's abandoned marking.
24. No teachers.
