1. This complete failure.
2. And this one that went horribly wrong in so many ways.
3. This rosé that got frozé.
4. And this person who accidentally made a wine and glass slushie.
5. This tragedy.
6. This person who definitely fucked up in some way.
7. And this person who didn't know their own strength.
8. The person who made this fatal error.
9. And every person who has ever made this mistake.
10. This monumental fuck-up.
11. And this fail, which is probably a sign.
12. This person who gave up all hope.
13. And the fool who made this terrible error.
14. The salon that decided this was a legitimate pairing.
15. Whatever the hell this is meant to be.
Wife - How's your day going? Me - I'm drinking wine with a Wham bar in it
16. Whoever wrote this deeply patronising description.
17. Anywhere that serves wine in a pint glass.
18. This place.
Was just served wine in a solo cup. In a restaurant. #classy
Honestly.
19. And honestly, this restaurant that served wine in a baby bottle.
