23 Things That Happen At Every Summer Wedding
You WILL be forced to eat a roast dinner even though it's boiling.
Half the guests will turn up late because of summer holiday traffic.
A baby will start crying at a crucial moment in the ceremony.
Someone will film the entire thing on an iPad.
Someone’s nan will wear a massive hat which will be the focal point of all the pictures.
The flower girl will have a tantrum/cry.
The official photos will take several hours.
The marquee will be bloody stifling.
And everyone will be forced to eat a roast even though it is BOILING.
But somehow it will still probably rain.
An elderly relative will say something offensive during dinner.
The best man’s speech will involve a highly inappropriate anecdote about the stag do.
The cake will be a bit gross.
The single persons table will get raucously drunk and loud by 6pm.
The DJ will play a mix of "YMCA", "The Macarena" and "Gangnam Style".
And someone will definitely request "Come on Eileen".
One of the bridesmaids will cop off with an usher.
A man wearing a kilt will “accidentally” flash everyone.
One of the uncles will get drunk and do some inappropriate flirting.
And a small child will vomit on the dance floor after eating too much cake.
There will be highly inappropriate dancing.
And the ushers will definitely take their shirts off.
20% of the guests will end up sleeping somewhere they didn’t expect.
And a number of people will avoid eye contact at breakfast the next day.
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