1. Toothpaste. @RubyJubilee / Via Twitter: @RubyJubilee If you don't use men's toothpaste you might have to go to the men's dentist and get your manly cavities filled. Probably with something really masculine like sawdust. 2. Sunscreen. @_BeTheOverflow / Via Twitter: @_BeTheOverflow Make sure you wear this while you're out hunting for wolves with your bare hands or whatever it is men are meant to do on the weekends. 3. Bath salts. @jessica_gravel / Via Twitter: @jessica_gravel Great for winding down after a long day of growing your beard and running the world. 4. Cupcakes. @nipplescam / Via Twitter: @nipplescam Are you a man? Do you like the idea of eating delicious baked goods, but you're afraid that the light flavours and pretty frosting designs might be the start of a slippery slope to a life of drinking rosé and talking about the Kardashians with your gal pals? Then these are for you. 5. Wheat biscuits. @kateluery / Via Twitter: @kateluery I mean these are basically just Weetabix packaged to look like a video game cover. 6. Tea. @jinyongart / Via Twitter: @jinyongart Nothing like a steaming hot cup of masculinity to set you up for the day. 7. Bread. @glumpeach / Via Twitter: @glumpeach Men's bread gives you the energy you need for doing manly things like golf and being allowed to walk around with your shirt off in summer. 8. Yoghurt. @emmaestrub / Via Twitter: @emmaestrub IT'S REALLY POWERFUL, BRO. 9. Nail buffers. @wntrsoldiers / Via Twitter: @wntrsoldiers Before this was invented men walked around with long, clawlike nails. 10. Shower sponges. @dumbofficial / Via Twitter: @dumbofficial For manly skin. 11. Umbrellas. @sotomayoreva / Via Twitter: @sotomayoreva At last, men can stop getting soaked in the rain. 12. Dog shampoo. @snaaailey / Via Twitter: @snaaailey God forbid your male dog should smell like peaches. 13. Water. @chroniclea3 / Via Twitter: @chroniclea3 Finally, men can stop dying of thirst. 14. Combs. @Bone_Rob / Via Twitter: @Bone_Rob Did you know men's hair is so powerful it would break a regular comb? 15. Soap. @originalsettler / Via Twitter: @originalsettler FOR A MAN'S HAND. If a lady tried to wash her hands with one of these she'd probably just break her wrist. 16. Laundry dryer sheets. @SimpleThim / Via Twitter: @SimpleThim I imagine these smell like a gym locker room. 17. Books. @brvlee / Via Twitter: @brvlee BOOKS FOR DUDES ABOUT MANLY THINGS LIKE SPORTS AND ALSO MORE SPORTS. 18. Birthday cards. @sarahelizbth_ / Via Twitter: @sarahelizbth_ That's not even a pun, is it? 19. Sweets. @ladygurningsoul / Via Twitter: @ladygurningsoul They're exactly the same as regular sweets, but at least they say "man" on the outside. 20. Lip balm. @emeliorist / Via Twitter: @emeliorist See that it has been ENGINEERED like other cool manly things such as cars and lawnmowers. 21. Sore throat lozenges. @CyborgReine / Via Twitter: @CyborgReine They've called them "lozzers" because apparently that's more masculine than lozenges. 22. Candles. @elitvit / Via Twitter: @elitvit "Mandles". 23. Hand gel. @kaylamatterss / Via Twitter: @kaylamatterss To get rid of all those macho germs on your hands. 24. Toilet wipes. @elizaexx / Via Twitter: @elizaexx The slogan says "legit dudes only". OK.