1. Make everyone leave for the airport many hours before the flight.
2. Or if you’re driving, insist on leaving before sunrise.
Off camping. Dad packing #ftw #Tetris
This is so they can miss the traffic, which is made up of all the other dads who've also decide to leave before sunrise.
3. Comment on where other cars have come from.
4. And read out every sign you drive past.
5. Be generally baffled that things you have at home exist in the destination of your choosing.
6. Exclusively wear hats and T-shirts that they got for free.
Usually things he has acquired from trade shows/conferences/sporting events.
7. Carry an extremely heavy camera around their neck at all times.
8. Take unreasonably long videos of things that aren't really that interesting.
10. Ask if you want an ice cream and then ask if you have any money.
11. Spend absolutely ages reading menus and asking to hear all the specials.
12. Speak in a slightly affected accent when abroad.
13. Wear some sort of embarrassing swimwear on the beach.
14. Bury you in the sand.
15. Fall asleep somewhere random in the middle of the day.
Day 2 of burr family vacation and dad fell asleep on a bench at the museum lol stay tuned for more excitement
Travelling is exhausting tbf.
16. Become extremely concerned about ATM charges.
17. Exchange their regular wallet for a money belt.
18. And wear this exact combination.
