1. Make everyone leave for the airport many hours before the flight.
2. Or if you’re driving, insist on leaving before sunrise.
3. Comment on where other cars have come from.
4. And read out every sign you drive past.
5. Be generally baffled that things you have at home exist in the destination of your choosing.
6. Exclusively wear hats and T-shirts that they got for free.
Usually things he has acquired from trade shows/conferences/sporting events.