1. Non-functioning zips. Twitter: @lovescarvings A curse on any top or pair of jeans with zips that don’t actually work and are just there for ~fashion~. 2. Fake pockets on jeans. Twitter: @beIIadefelice Twitter: @beIIadefelice It’s OK, we don’t need to carry anything important ever! 3. And extremely tiny pockets on jeans that aren’t big enough for a phone. Twitter: @_justyte WHHHYY???? 4. Normal dresses with cut-out sections in awkward places. asos.com / Via Twitter: @mllycrtr 5. Silky shirts that make you sweat a lot. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF M&S / BuzzFeed / Via marksandspencer.com “Hey, I’m just a regular-looking blouse, don’t worry about me. I’m really chill, but I will FUCK YOU UP as soon as the sun comes out.” 6. Plain-looking jumpers in the "basics" section that have loads of metal studs on them in a really random place. Twitter: @nads_bieber Sometime we don’t want to look like Roman gladiators, Zara. 7. Weirdly tiny pockets on T-shirts. Twitter: @angelsrose_ Like, what are they for? 8. Shirts with buttons that don’t consider boobs. @sassandcats_ / marksandspencer.com 9. Inexplicably being three different sizes in three different shops. Thinkstock / Twitter: @ViaAliah Or even three different sizes in the same shop, really. 10. Clothes in larger sizes that are just wider and not longer. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox / Via s588.photobucket.com 11. Insanely hot changing rooms. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FX 12. Plaid shirts that are the same print as ones from the men's section, but inexplicably thinner. Twitter: @ShannnonWhite / Via www2.hm.com And yeah, we can try to buy them from the men’s section, but that’s not so easy if you’ve got big boobs or hips. 13. Tops you have to wear with other tops underneath. Twitter: @theshinimegami / Via asos.com You don't see this in the men's section! 14. Dresses that require you to wear a whole other slip dress underneath them. asos.com / Via Twitter: @paytooonnn 15. Regular clothes that you have to dry-clean or hand-wash. Twitter: @iamfaithgardner Lol fuck that. 16. Any clothes you can’t wear with a bra. asos.com RIP anyone with big boobs. 17. Jeans that come in clothes sizes instead of measurements like men's jeans. Twitter: @tessawrites / Via en.wikipedia.org 18. When you want to buy a plain T-shirt, but shops seem to exclusively sell ones with weird slogans on them. Twitter: @sophie_gadd Not sure a “your boyfriend is trash” top is suitable everyday wear. 19. T-shirts that look totally normal and plain until you spot the tiny embroidery that says something completely random. newlook.com 20. And tops that seem to be obsessed with California, even though you live 3,000 miles away. newlook.com Can confirm the UK is nothing like California. 21. Everything being unnecessarily cropped, specifically SWEATERS. American Apparel / Via store.americanapparel.net My stomach gets cold :( 22. Tops with a ridiculous number of hanger straps. sarah @Sarah_kron ignore my bra straps and the hanger strap thing but hoco dress:)) Wed Sep 30 19:13:18 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And bodycon skirts that continue to rise up no matter how much you pull them down. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ebay.co.uk WHYYYY.