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19 Of The Most Ridiculously Posh Children's Toys

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1. A wooden cheeseboard playset.

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2. A toy coffee machine.

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3. Or if your kids are a bit fancier, a toy espresso machine.

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4. An afternoon tea playset.

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5. Toy macaroons.

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6. A farm shop playset.

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7. Play pesto and garlic puree.

The world's most middle class children's toy, ever.

8. Wooden toy goat's cheese.

Surely the most middle class kids toy ever? #tw

9. Toy pita pockets.

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10. A child sized play Aga.

Child's Aga. What more could the middle class child in your life want?

11. A toy Waitrose shopping basket.

John Lewis Waitrose shopping trolley: Quite possibly the most middle class thing to ever exist

12. And a Waitrose shopping trolley.

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13. This A to Z book.

Is this the most middle class alphabet book ever? Yes, yes it is.

14. This book.

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15. This one preparing children for a life in finance.

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16. And this important guide for parents.

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17. A sushi playset.

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18. This ravioli making playset.

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19. And of course, a toy avocado.

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