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    19 Of The Most Ridiculously Posh Children's Toys

    H is for Hummus.

    1. A wooden cheeseboard playset.

    2. A toy coffee machine.

    3. Or if your kids are a bit fancier, a toy espresso machine.

    4. An afternoon tea playset.

    5. Toy macaroons.

    6. A farm shop playset.

    7. Play pesto and garlic puree.

    The world's most middle class children's toy, ever.

    8. Wooden toy goat's cheese.

    Surely the most middle class kids toy ever? #tw

    9. Toy pita pockets.

    10. A child sized play Aga.

    Child's Aga. What more could the middle class child in your life want?

    11. A toy Waitrose shopping basket.

    John Lewis Waitrose shopping trolley: Quite possibly the most middle class thing to ever exist

    12. And a Waitrose shopping trolley.

    13. This A to Z book.

    Is this the most middle class alphabet book ever? Yes, yes it is.

    14. This book.

    15. This one preparing children for a life in finance.

    16. And this important guide for parents.

    17. A sushi playset.

    18. This ravioli making playset.

    19. And of course, a toy avocado.