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    22 Of The Most Outrageously Middle-Class Foods To Ever Exist

    Anyone for kale pesto?

    1. This pesto.

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    2. This middle-class flavour explosion.

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    3. This excessively posh hummus.

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    And yes, that is indeed a huge typo.

    4. Fruity, fizzy crisps.

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    5. This gingerbread cricketer.

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    6. Fig & horseradish kale chips.

    Vom.

    7. Quinoa on the go.

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    8. Everything on this shelf.

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    9. These snacks.

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    10. Middle-class popcorn for dogs.

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    11. And even posher canned dog food.

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    I would probably eat this.

    12. Ready-to-eat quails' eggs.

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    For when you crave quails' eggs on the go.

    13. Pheasant eggs.

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    Imagine finding out your pheasant eggs weren't seasonal!!!

    14. £9.49 oats.

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    They're still just oats though.

    15. Brussels sprout guacamole.

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    16. This crème brûlée street food stand.

    The most middle class food stand in the world

    17. These cornflakes.

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    18. And this cereal.

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    19. Quinoa vodka.

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    20. Merlot grape juice.

    The most middle class thing I've ever seen! https://t.co/X058zQJwT0

    21. This excessively middle-class bread combination.

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    Quinoa sourdough. Of course.

    22. And this muesli.

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    Fucksake.

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