22 Of The Most Outrageously Middle-Class Foods To Ever Exist
Anyone for kale pesto?
1. This pesto.
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2. This middle-class flavour explosion.
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3. This excessively posh hummus.
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And yes, that is indeed a huge typo.
4. Fruity, fizzy crisps.
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5. This gingerbread cricketer.
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6. Fig & horseradish kale chips.
#NOPE
Vom.
7. Quinoa on the go.
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8. Everything on this shelf.
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9. These snacks.
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10. Middle-class popcorn for dogs.
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11. And even posher canned dog food.
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I would probably eat this.
12. Ready-to-eat quails' eggs.
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For when you crave quails' eggs on the go.
13. Pheasant eggs.
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Imagine finding out your pheasant eggs weren't seasonal!!!
14. £9.49 oats.
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They're still just oats though.
15. Brussels sprout guacamole.
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16. This crème brûlée street food stand.
The most middle class food stand in the world
17. These cornflakes.
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18. And this cereal.
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19. Quinoa vodka.
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20. Merlot grape juice.
The most middle class thing I've ever seen! https://t.co/X058zQJwT0
21. This excessively middle-class bread combination.
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Quinoa sourdough. Of course.
22. And this muesli.
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Fucksake.