18 Foods That Prove America Must Be Stopped At Once
An open letter from your friends across the pond.
We all do. But there's such a thing as going TOO far.
Because some of your foods just shouldn't be allowed.
You definitely shouldn't be allowed to spray cheese out of can.
Or cover doughnuts in bacon.
Or make these even more vague "pork donuts".
You guys definitely shouldn't put McDonald's on top of a pizza.
And look, nobody needs to eat 2,400 doughnuts.
And deep-frying a brownie is just going too far.
And so is making a burger out of doughnuts.
A sandwich with fried chicken as the bread is just unnecessary.
And you don't need a Snickers bar to be this massive.
And Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew is just a step too far.
So come on guys, stop being ridiculous with your deep-fried butter and your bacon sundaes.
Because goddammit, America, it has gone too far.
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