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18 Foods That Prove America Must Be Stopped At Once

An open letter from your friends across the pond.

1. Look, America, we get it, you like things that are delicious.

Antojo: "Deep-fried peanut butter and jelly cheese cake, with bubblegum cream cheese frosting. Because State Fair."…

2. We all do. But there's such a thing as going TOO far.

3. Because some of your foods just shouldn't be allowed.

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There is also a chocolate chip and blueberry version. :(

4. You definitely shouldn't be allowed to spray cheese out of can.

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Come on, guys, why would you do this to lovely, lovely cheese?

5. Or cover doughnuts in bacon.

6. Or make these even more vague "pork donuts".

7. You guys definitely shouldn't put McDonald's on top of a pizza.

8. And look, nobody needs to eat 2,400 doughnuts.

Even if you're really hungry.

9. And deep-frying a brownie is just going too far.

10. And so is making a burger out of doughnuts.

11. A sandwich with fried chicken as the bread is just unnecessary.

12. And you don't need a Snickers bar to be this massive.

13. You definitely don't need to deep-fry Coke.

A collective "Oooh" - Deep Fried COKE

14. And Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew is just a step too far.

15. You especially don't need to deep-fry butter.

#NothingMoreAmericanThan Deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair #EverythingsBiggerInTexas

16. And even if it's a diet bar, it doesn't mean it's healthy if you DEEP-FRY IT.

Only in America will you find a deep fried diet bar

Shoutout to the triple-decker Krispy Kreme cheeseburger.

17. So come on guys, stop being ridiculous with your deep-fried butter and your bacon sundaes.

18. Because goddammit, America, it has gone too far.

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