1. Look, America, we get it, you like things that are delicious.
Antojo: "Deep-fried peanut butter and jelly cheese cake, with bubblegum cream cheese frosting. Because State Fair."…
2. We all do. But there's such a thing as going TOO far.
3. Because some of your foods just shouldn't be allowed.
4. You definitely shouldn't be allowed to spray cheese out of can.
5. Or cover doughnuts in bacon.
6. Or make these even more vague "pork donuts".
7. You guys definitely shouldn't put McDonald's on top of a pizza.
8. And look, nobody needs to eat 2,400 doughnuts.
Even if you're really hungry.
9. And deep-frying a brownie is just going too far.
10. And so is making a burger out of doughnuts.
11. A sandwich with fried chicken as the bread is just unnecessary.
12. And you don't need a Snickers bar to be this massive.
13. You definitely don't need to deep-fry Coke.
A collective "Oooh" - Deep Fried COKE
14. And Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew is just a step too far.
15. You especially don't need to deep-fry butter.
#NothingMoreAmericanThan Deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair #EverythingsBiggerInTexas
16. And even if it's a diet bar, it doesn't mean it's healthy if you DEEP-FRY IT.
Only in America will you find a deep fried diet bar
Shoutout to the triple-decker Krispy Kreme cheeseburger.