1. Your idea of hell is going to a club.
2. Because you’d much rather go to a cosy quiet pub.
3. Your dream Friday night probably involves staying in on your sofa watching boxsets with some snacks.
4. So when your friends text to ask if you want to go out you don’t even bother to make elaborate excuses.
5. Because you’d just rather have a cup of tea than drink shots.
6. And if you are going to drink it has got to be some nice wine.
7. But you don't like to get hungover anyway because you see the day as wasted if you don’t do something productive before 9am.
8. Because you actually enjoy getting up early on the weekends.
9. And you’re slightly obsessed with farmers' markets.
10. You have a genuine passion for brunch.
11. You've got a signature dish that you cook.
12. And you genuinely enjoy hosting dinner parties.
13. Your favourite kind of programmes are ones about gardening and houses.
14. And you've been known to get intense house envy from TV shows and films.
15. You’ve gone on Pinterest to look up decorating ideas for your house.
16. And you're really passionate about candles.
17. But you’re not happy unless you know your house is clean.
18. And you actually vacuum.
19. You get excited to receive practical Christmas presents.
20. You hate to go out without your coat.
21. And you buy clothes based on how “sensible” they are.
22. But mostly you just get really bloody excited about going to bed at 10pm.
