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22 Signs You're Middle-Aged Before Your Time

IT'S TOO DAMN LOUD IN THIS BAR.

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2. Because you’d much rather go to a cosy quiet pub.

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Maybe do a pub quiz. Have some crisps. Lovely.

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5. Because you’d just rather have a cup of tea than drink shots.

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Probably out of your special mug.

7. But you don't like to get hungover anyway because you see the day as wasted if you don’t do something productive before 9am.

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11. You've got a signature dish that you cook.

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16. And you're really passionate about candles.

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19. You get excited to receive practical Christmas presents.

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YESSS NEW SOCKS.

21. And you buy clothes based on how “sensible” they are.

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