1. “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox / Via teenbeachmovie.wikia.com Fine to ask if you're close and regularly talk about this sort of thing, not fine if you're not.If we DO have one, we'll tell you. Or maybe we won't. 2. “Oh you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, that’s nice, so which one of you is the girl/guy?” Lionsgate / Via queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com Erm. Well neither, that's kind of how it works. 3. “But how do you have sex?” Walt Disney Pictures / Via tumblr.com Well how do you have sex, random cousin? See, it's not polite to ask that. And you know, you could just google it. 4. “But you always seemed so girlie/masculine?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / Via fanforum.com So what? Sexuality spans all kinds of people. 5. “I thought you were bi, but you’re dating someone of the same sex, so are you gay now?” Paramount Pictures / Via lemon-skin.tumblr.com That's. Not. How. It. Works. 6. “Why do you all dress the same?” View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @nightwolfen Why do all straight people only buy jeans from Gap? They don't. See how strange that sounds the other way round? 7. “Why do all gay men talk like this?” *does offensive lispy voice* Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS / Via tumblr.com They absolutely don't. 8. “You’re gay, right, so are you into this chemsex thing?” The CW / Via tumblr.com Are YOU into chemsex? 9. “Why do all lesbians have short hair?” Fox / Via tumblr.com I don't have short hair do I? 10. “Why are you attracted to girls that look like boys? Why not just go out with a guy?” Fox / Via Twitter: @cbreezybby_ Because androgyny is hot. 11. “Oh did you hear *insert name of distant family friend* came out too? You guys should meet up.” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Logo / Via carry-on98.tumblr.com No. Although I might stalk them on Facebook… 12. “My godson/goddaughter is also gay/bi etc. do you want their number?” Paramount Pictures / Via reactiongifs.us No thank you please don't try and set me up unless I ask you to. 13. “So how do you know if someone is gay/lesbian/bi/queer/trans?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via tumblr.com You don't. I mean, you can ask them when you're friends, but it's definitely not polite as an opening question. 14. "Why isn’t it ok for me to call people *insert word* if you can say it?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Logo / Via giphy.com ~Because~ they're reclaimed words. 15. “Is it true that all lesbians are vegetarians?” ABC / Via tumblr.com Is it true that all straight women eat meat? 16. “Is *insert name of random celebrity* gay?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox / Via glee.wikia.com Maybe, maybe not. We're not in a secret club where we automatically get told who all the queer celebrities are, sadly. 17. *While watching Christmas TV* “Ooh are they your type?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Spike / Via giphy.com This is just awkward for everyone involved please stop. 18. “Now that equal marriage is legal are you going to get married?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox Searchlight Pictures / Via giphy.com Sure if I find the right person. But like, no more so than a straight person. 19. “So grandchildren are off the cards then?” BBC / Via i.imgur.com Not necessarily, but that's not really a polite question. 20. “But how would you have kids? Would you adopt?” Walt Disney Pictures / Via tumblr.com Let me ask you a bunch of really detailed questions about how you conceived your kids. No tell me. All the details, please. 21. “Don't you think a child should have a mum and a dad?” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix / Via giphy.com Nope. Look at all the divorced straight parents out there. 22. "Do you want some more dessert?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS / Via reddit.com Don't worry, it's always ok to ask this.