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21 Pictures That Are Extremely Arousing To British People

Pudding with custard AND ice cream? *Gets hot under collar*

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1. This cleanly opened Muller corner that's exceedingly erotic.

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DAMN.

2. This inviting untouched jar of Marmite.

Is there anything more satisfying than opening a new @marmite?

3. And this beautiful block of Lurpak.

Before your housemates have had the chance to mindlessly hack at it and fill it with crumbs.
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Before your housemates have had the chance to mindlessly hack at it and fill it with crumbs.

4. This genuinely titillating afternoon tea.

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5. This bowl of clotted cream that is just asking to be spooned directly into your mouth.

Mmmmm.
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Mmmmm.

6. These incredibly arousing bowls of strawberries and cream.

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7. These mugs of tea that cater to everyone's tastes.

*Gets hot under the collar*
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*Gets hot under the collar*

8. This extremely erotic bowl of chips and gravy.

*Blushes*
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*Blushes*

9. This beautiful and untouched Greggs steak bake.

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*Screenshots for later*

10. This thrillingly quiet station concourse.

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11. This empty bus that should come with a parental guidance warning.

YESSSS.

12. This exciting news stand where nobody has purchased a copy of The Sun.

13. This dangerously titillating biscuit tea situation.

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14. This deeply arousing 10p Freddo wrapper.

#neverforget.
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#neverforget.

15. This basically x-rated plate of Pizza Express doughballs.

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16. This extremely sexy 99.

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17. This fry-up that should be rated 18.

(Even though it uses improper French bread).
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(Even though it uses improper French bread).

18. This intensely sexy tea selection.

Now this is a tea menu!! #LeafOnBoldStreet

19. This giant Yorkshire pudding which you shouldn't look at directly.

*Rubs thighs*
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*Rubs thighs*

20. This arousingly shiny £2 coin.

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*Adds to special folder*

21. And this wildly arousing pudding with both custard AND icecream.