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23 Jokes Everyone Who Studied History Will Find Funny

Why was WW1 so quick? Because they were Russian.

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Teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with? Me: the bourgeois Teacher: what Me: what Karl Marx: nice

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Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with no heir #historylols #TheTudors

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"Help! Is there a doctor here?" "Yes I'm a GP" "No we need someone to quickly tell us about medieval ploughing techniques"- Historians dream

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Problems at a pub quiz: "Who invented the ruler?" "You should know this, you do History" "OH MY GOD DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BIG HISTORY IS?!"

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"I only hang out with guys because they never start drama" Please read a history textbook

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On a scale of one to invading Russia in winter how bad was your idea?

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A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it.

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What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building a car park... "Over my dead body"

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Hey girl are you late capitalism because there are aspects of you I love but you make me feel weird and cold inside sometimes

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April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring small pox.

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