1. Putting a "voice activated" label on the toaster.
2. Filling your boss's office with thousands of balloons.
3. Covering everything in wrapping paper.
4. Turning a filing cabinet into a fish tank.
5. Covering the room in pictures of the boss.
6. Covering everything in Post-it notes.
7. Covering everything in fake spider webs.
8. Filling a cubicle with packing peanuts.
9. Stapling your colleagues to their desk.
10. Bieber-bombing the place.
11. Trolling the office vegans.
12. Bubble-wrapping everything.
13. Replacing your boss's chair with a goddamn toilet.
14. Turning a desk into a ball pit.
15. Putting this terrifying image on the ceiling.
16. Opening the 10-hour version of Nyan Cat in 80 separate windows.
17. Covering everything in cling film.
18. Filling the place with takeaway cartons.
19. Making a fortress of red cups.
20. Destroying everyone's eardrums.
21. Covering everything in birdseed.
