1. "Salad".
Yep, looks like a salad to me.
2. A nice dinner, trapped forever in a gelatinous prison.
A simple supper that takes over four hours to make.
3. Meringue farm animals drowning in a yellow gelatine sea.
"Please help us, mother."
4. Vegetable quiche in aspic.
:(
5. Slices of processed cheese carefully layered on top of canned beef stew.
6. Fizzy 7-Up milk.
"Mix chilled 7-Up and cold milk in equal parts."
I actually tried to make this in the office kitchen. It curdled.
7. Sad meaty fruit.
Why would you do this?
8. Flaming sausage lettuce crown with a side of wet macaroni.
Let's take a moment to look at this. Ignore the Old Fashioned, we don't care about that. In the background, that appears to be a lettuce on fire with sausages on sticks stuck in it, with a side dish of very lumpy looking macaroni cheese. Lovely.
9. A large jelly salmon.
Three hundred timely fish recipes! Three hundred!
10. Stew frozen in time forever.
Why have separate foods on your plate when you can spend hours creating a lovely wobbly stew loaf?
11. This horror.
Prawns do not deserve this death.
12. Sexy-looking banana candles.
13. Tooth-dissolving prune and marshmallows served over ice cream with melted marshmallow sauce.
Imagine getting this at a dinner party.
14. Ham in aspic, surrounded by a moat of a mystery gelatinous substance.
Mmmm, gravy jelly.
15. A really chill log.
16. Jellified beetroot and pineapple salad.
17. Dead shrimp diving into a pool of rice and mystery fish.
Apologies to Spain for this bastardisation of paella.
18. Cheese fudge.
Fudge. Made out of cheese. I am done.
19. A really suspicious-looking piece of stuffed fish.
Nothing funny to see here.
20. Jellied tomato.
Ahh, nothing like a nice glass of tomato-flavoured jelly after a long day at work.
21. This horrific space cake.
How to make sure nobody turns up to your kid's next birthday party.
22. Spam and banana fritters.
People in the past did not deserve bananas.
23. Another fruity meat surprise.
WITH FRUIT.
24. And this, a crown of roast frankfurters.
Truly fit for a queen.