1. "Salad".

2. A nice dinner, trapped forever in a gelatinous prison.

3. Meringue farm animals drowning in a yellow gelatine sea.

4. Vegetable quiche in aspic.

5. Slices of processed cheese carefully layered on top of canned beef stew.

6. Fizzy 7-Up milk.

I actually tried to make this in the office kitchen. It curdled.


7. Sad meaty fruit.

8. Flaming sausage lettuce crown with a side of wet macaroni.

9. A large jelly salmon.

10. Stew frozen in time forever.

11. This horror.

12. Sexy-looking banana candles.

13. Tooth-dissolving prune and marshmallows served over ice cream with melted marshmallow sauce.

14. Ham in aspic, surrounded by a moat of a mystery gelatinous substance.

15. A really chill log.

16. Jellified beetroot and pineapple salad.

17. Dead shrimp diving into a pool of rice and mystery fish.

18. Cheese fudge.

19. A really suspicious-looking piece of stuffed fish.

20. Jellied tomato.

21. This horrific space cake.

22. Spam and banana fritters.

23. Another fruity meat surprise.

24. And this, a crown of roast frankfurters.
