Buzz·Posted on 18 Apr 201624 Absolutely Horrendous Vintage RecipesMmmm, so much meaty gelatine.by Sophie GaddBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Salad". LVeg / Via imgur.com Yep, looks like a salad to me. 2. A nice dinner, trapped forever in a gelatinous prison. thejustifiedsinner / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner A simple supper that takes over four hours to make. 3. Meringue farm animals drowning in a yellow gelatine sea. the justified sinner / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner "Please help us, mother." 4. Vegetable quiche in aspic. the justified sinner / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner :( 5. Slices of processed cheese carefully layered on top of canned beef stew. jbcurio / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: jbcurio 6. Fizzy 7-Up milk. orbitn / Via imgur.com "Mix chilled 7-Up and cold milk in equal parts." I actually tried to make this in the office kitchen. It curdled. Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed 7. Sad meaty fruit. danielweiresq / Via Flickr: 15134271@N03 Why would you do this? 8. Flaming sausage lettuce crown with a side of wet macaroni. Elizabeth / Via Flickr: runder Let's take a moment to look at this. Ignore the Old Fashioned, we don't care about that. In the background, that appears to be a lettuce on fire with sausages on sticks stuck in it, with a side dish of very lumpy looking macaroni cheese. Lovely. 9. A large jelly salmon. Ann Larie Valentine / Via Flickr: sanfranannie Three hundred timely fish recipes! Three hundred! 10. Stew frozen in time forever. frauhoad / Via imgur.com Why have separate foods on your plate when you can spend hours creating a lovely wobbly stew loaf? 11. This horror. danielweiresq / Via Flickr: 15134271@N03 Prawns do not deserve this death. 12. Sexy-looking banana candles. justhungry.com 13. Tooth-dissolving prune and marshmallows served over ice cream with melted marshmallow sauce. thejustifiedsinner / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner Imagine getting this at a dinner party. 14. Ham in aspic, surrounded by a moat of a mystery gelatinous substance. the justified sinner / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner Mmmm, gravy jelly. 15. A really chill log. Weight Watchers Recipe Cards / Via weightwatchers1974.tumblr.com 16. Jellified beetroot and pineapple salad. Weight Watchers Recipe Cards / Via weightwatchers1974.tumblr.com 17. Dead shrimp diving into a pool of rice and mystery fish. the justified sinner / Via Flickr: the_justified_sinner Apologies to Spain for this bastardisation of paella. 18. Cheese fudge. @picturebrina / Via Twitter: @picturebrina Fudge. Made out of cheese. I am done. 19. A really suspicious-looking piece of stuffed fish. @RobinPartridge / Via Twitter: @RobinPartridge Nothing funny to see here. 20. Jellied tomato. Weight Watchers / Via weightwatchers1974.tumblr.com Ahh, nothing like a nice glass of tomato-flavoured jelly after a long day at work. 21. This horrific space cake. Twitter: @GiddyKipperUK How to make sure nobody turns up to your kid's next birthday party. 22. Spam and banana fritters. Hormel / Via vintageadbrowser.com People in the past did not deserve bananas. 23. Another fruity meat surprise. heatherleebea / Via instagram.com WITH FRUIT. 24. And this, a crown of roast frankfurters. Weight Watchers Recipe Cards / Via weightwatchers1974.tumblr.com Truly fit for a queen. H/T the justified sinner and The Weight Watchers Recipes of 1974 for some of the horrible recipes.