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19 Hipster Restaurants That Need To Be Immediately Fucking Stopped

Can't really eat anything unless it's deconstructed and served off a chopping board.

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2. This restaurant that threw caution to the wind and completely deconstructed a bolognese.

You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates)

Oh well, at least it's sort of on a plate.

5. This restaurant that put a fry-up in a surgical tray.

Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread on a #bumpaddle. Chef in a headlock. (Pic: @ThatDamnYank)

That's a surgical tray – you know, the thing the scissors go in before they cut you up.

7. This hipster restaurant that decided to brazenly slip a fruity meat bonanza into the dessert menu.

@HattieEllis / Via Twitter: @HattieEllis

Delicious apple turnover, OH NO WAIT it contains bone marrow. Mmm delicious pork rinds and ice cream.

10. And this place that decided a barber's chair was the most practical place to sit to enjoy your food.

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As you can see, it's impossible to fit under that table while sitting in this contraption, forcing you to sit alone staring into the void wondering how your life became like this.

11. This place that thought it was OK to show a video of mince being made as ironic entertainment for diners.

I watched that on loop for two hours. It was terrible.

15. This place that decided the bathroom sinks needed to reflect the restaurant's organic urban farm aesthetic.

17. This establishment that bashed a load of random wood together and called it a chair.

When can we stop pretending these are acceptable seats? #wewantchairs

Sort of OK to sit on if you're around a campfire, not really OK when you've dropped half a day's pay to drink cocktails out of an old tin mug.

18. This child-friendly hipster establishment that helpfully provided creepy Victorian restraints for kids.

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"Now keep quiet, Timothy, or you're not getting any of those nice ironic beans served in an old man's hat."

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