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    Posted on Sep 24, 2015

    19 Reasons That Keep Calm And Carry On Must Be Stopped Forever

    Stop this once and for all.

    1. Because it's being used to describe things that are the OPPOSITE of calm.

    Keep Calm Mugs

    RUGBY ISN'T CALMING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND RUGBY?

    2. Like going hunting with a baby.

    Print Wear Clothing / Via amazon.co.uk

    BABIES AND GUNS SHOULD NOT MIX OK?

    3. And absolute monsters are creating hell bedding out of it.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Double-Sleeping-Dreaming-Aubergine-Purple/dp/B00UBZ70LQ/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1443023461&sr=8-8&keywords=keep+calm+duvet
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Just-Contempo-childrens-Bedding-Turquoise/dp/B00C5IQNJM/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1443023330&sr=8-28&keywords=keep+calm+and

    It's like the world's best contraceptive.

    4. Because if you want to, you can cover your house in it, hundreds and hundreds of times.

    Decowall/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    5. It's ruining our children's lives.

    Kiddiewinkle Gifts/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    COULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST GONE FOR "KEEP DANCING ISABELLE"?

    6. Even poor babies are no longer safe.

    Little Roosters/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Vom.

    7. And dogs are just at risk as children.

    Bertie's Brand/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Dog's hate motivational slogans, everyone knows that.

    8. Because for some reason, people think their dogs can read.

    Keep Calm/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    I can't see what it says after "have a" so I am assuming it's "Keep Calm and Have a Dog".

    9. Which makes a little bit more sense than this ridiuclous personalised Keep Calm and Love Pigeons keyring.

    Fingerprint Designs/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Who is this even for?

    "Mum I thought you'd like this!"

    "Why?"

    10. And even the dead aren't safe from it's overwhelming presence.

    CLEOPATRA RECORDS/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    The Beatles that are dead, not the ones who are alive obviously.

    11. And it's even trying to ruin Christmas for everyone.

    The Rainbow Collections/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    HAVE YOU EVER CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS? IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.

    12. Because it keeps being used in ways that make no grammatical sense.

    Hunki Dori/Amazon
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/BOARD-crown-Lapel-Button-Badge/dp/B00R4PSI4E/ref=sr_1_152?ie=UTF8&qid=1443026344&sr=8-152&keywords=keep+calm+and

    "Keep Calm and Baby On Board"

    NEITHER OF THOSE MAKE SENSE YOU TWATS.

    13. And made into terrible book titles.

    Ebury Press / Via amazon.co.uk

    What?

    14. People don't even respect the font any more.

    Adult Gift World/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    "What font is that?"

    "I don't know just use any old shit you find on Word, nobody will notice".

    15. And have bastardised to the point where it is barely recognisable.

    CountryStyle Gifts / Via amazon.co.uk

    COMIC SANS. Really?

    16. I's on the most random things that have barely any relation to keeping calm.

    Grove/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Here's a delightful Keep Calm caravan hitch cover. Sure.

    17. Like t-shirts that literally nobody on earth would buy.

    Black Dragon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Why.

    18. And people are trying to sell it to demographics that don't even exist.

    Street Side Surgeons/Amazon / Via amazon.co.uk

    Who are these people who want to wear their love of pasties on their sleeve?

    19. And finally, because GODDAMN Minions are involved now.

    iPoster/Amazon / Via pinterest.com

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