The Miracle Whip, lemonade, 'n' ham platter.
Tinned veg in a prison of gelatine.
All of these tinned nightmares.
A surprise gelatine mayo mountain.
This kid's frozen dinner.
Just any old shit thrown in a pile on a plate.
All of these gross ways to make things with pears.
Salty hot shreaded wheat with syrup.
And shredded wheat covered in salt and butter.
This fairly repulsive-looking dessert.
Eggs with Campbell's chicken soup scrambled into them.
A Mexican food horrorshow.
Hellmann's actual hell.
Baked spam with peaches and cloves.
Squares of artificial cheese on top of canned stew.
Yams and marshmallows.
And finally, the horror lettuce.