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19 Times It Properly Kicked Off In Britain

Blimey, calm down everyone.

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1. When the shit absolutely hit the fan in Huddersfield.

2. When it all got a bit hairy in Plymouth.

3. And it definitely wasn't safe to go outside in Cornwall.

4. When a bloke on the The Isle of Man had an absolutely ridiculous day.

5. When there was a bloody British barney brewing in Bexhill-on-Sea.

6. When some big logs got left in Aberaeron.

It's all kicking off in Aberaeron... #scenes

7. When Stafford had some big news.

8. When this mum bought her son a phone.

9. When there was a really bad crime wave in Melksham.

10. And a rogue criminal was on the loose in Folkstone.

Shit me! It's all kicking off in #Folkestone!

11. When this citrus bandit caused havoc in North Devon.

12. When this man was everyone in Britain.

It's all kicking off in #Framlingham...

13. And this Surrey man changed the world.

14. When Brian caused havoc.

15. When this Worcester man had a serious issue.

16. And things just went even more downhill for the people of Worcester from there.

17. When this horse was cruelly styled.

Lancashire Evening Post / Via lep.co.uk

18. When a cunty swan caused havoc in Louth.

19. And of course when police in Bath actually had to cordon off a swan.

Honestly these bastards cannot be tamed.
Anthony Grimley / SWNS

Honestly these bastards cannot be tamed.