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24 Food Fails That Will Make All British People Angry

So many sad fry ups :(

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1. This deeply shameful excuse for a "sausage bap".

Is that a piece of potato bread in a bap?
@Nico1938 / Via Twitter: @Nico1938

Is that a piece of potato bread in a bap?

2. This quite frankly sinister attempt at a fry up.

"Ah the traditional fry up; tiny sausages, a slice of potato, salami, a cup of beans, and of course, a pot of jam."
Via Twitter: @BeechardRich

"Ah the traditional fry up; tiny sausages, a slice of potato, salami, a cup of beans, and of course, a pot of jam."

3. This ludicrous fry up fail.

Watermelon. WATERMELON.

4. And whatever the hell this English Breakfast was meant to be.

CHEESE BREAD WITH TOMATO what are you doing????
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CHEESE BREAD WITH TOMATO what are you doing????

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5. This sort of genius, but ultimately terrible attempt at beans on toast.

6. And this even WORSE attempt.

Made beans on toast for Brett's lunch... #fail

Those poor beans.

7. This attempt at a homemade Tunnocks Teacake.

“@GarthWestland: Just attempted a homemade Tunnock's Teacake. Oh dear... ” visual fail, tasted ok, 10/10 for effort ;)

8. This useless Jaffa Cake.

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9. And this sad chocolate Digestive.

@lauren_woodley / Via Twitter: @lauren_woodley

10. This terrible attempt at a roast dinner.

KETCHUP AND MAYO FFS.
Via Twitter: @geoshortie_7

KETCHUP AND MAYO FFS.

11. These super burned and very sad Yorkshire puddings.

@xsophielee / Via Twitter: @xsophielee

12. This pretty rough toad in the hole.

@abwebsta / Via Twitter: @abwebsta
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13. And this chicken, where the cook didn't realise that you weren't meant to pour the Yorkshire pudding batter ON THE CHICKEN.

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14. This cottage pie that isn't very comforting at all.

@abusymummy / Via Twitter: @abusymummy

15. This sadly unfilled filled pasty.

Deep filled pasty extreme fail.

16. This shite bacon sandwhich.

@DavidHarperTV / Via Twitter: @DavidHarperTV
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17. This bloody terrible bacon and egg bap.

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18. And whatever Greggs were trying to achieve with this "bacon roll".

@Ames_tg / Via Twitter: @Ames_tg

19. This absolute trainwreck of an attempt at fish and chips.

You're not meant to batter your fish in fake tan.
@sorayasjofjan / Via Twitter: @sorayasjofjan

You're not meant to batter your fish in fake tan.

20. This incredibly weak cup of tea.

Imagine taking your tea like this, IMAGINE.
@webbo_77 / Via Twitter: @webbo_77

Imagine taking your tea like this, IMAGINE.

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21. This extremely horrible Victoria Sponge.

Whyyyy.
@jasmynbarry / Via Twitter: @jasmynbarry

Whyyyy.

22. This brilliantly terrible attempt at cheese and biscuits.

If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel. 😂😂😂

23. This raisinless raisin scone.

@McG_Karen / Via Twitter: @McG_Karen

24. And this phenomenally bad attempt at eating a scone.

No that is NOT how you do it.
@smoggy28 / Via Twitter: @smoggy28

No that is NOT how you do it.