1. When Asda totally fucked with a cat.
2. And then sent dog treats to Trevor the cat.
3. When booze was suggested for babies.
4. When someone had to make the absolute worst tacos ever.
@robrouse surely this has to be the ultimate Tesco home delivery substitution! Fancy mine for tacos??
"Yeh they're both American food right? They'll never notice."
5. When Tesco suggested this helpful substitution.
6. When Asda dared to try and substitute a Ryan Gosling DVD.
7. When Tesco tried to completely ruin dinner.
8. And then genuinely ruined a man's dessert.
9. When someone wanted to clean things and Tesco just wanted everything to be destroyed.
10. When Asda fucked with herbs.
11. And this delivery substitution accidentally created an absolutely horrendous cocktail.
12. When Asda sent this man five cans of evaporated milk and a pregnancy test for no real reason.
While I appreciate the free goodies in my shopping delivery, @asda, next time don't bother...
Gotta stock up for that milk and procreation party.
13. When Tesco suggested the worst lasagna recipe ever.
14. And the absolute worst treat for a hot summer's day.
15. When someone had to make do with just sauce for dinner.
Not sure how @tesco thinks this is a good substitute...
Close enough, close enough.
16. When Asda thought these substitutions made total sense.
17. And when Asda actually got the delivery right, but decided to charge a ludicrous amount.
