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19 Jobs George Osborne Definitely Knows How To Do

He's the most versatile man in Britain!!

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1. Engineer.

This is a really basic job that you can probably pick up in about five minutes.
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This is a really basic job that you can probably pick up in about five minutes.

2. Pub landlord.

He definitely pulled that pint and there probably aren't any real bar staff slightly out of shot.
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He definitely pulled that pint and there probably aren't any real bar staff slightly out of shot.

3. Social media manager.

George, reading your tweets.
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George, reading your tweets.

4. Glass blower.

Every cabinet minister is tested on their glass-blowing ability before being appointed.
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Every cabinet minister is tested on their glass-blowing ability before being appointed.

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5. Car mechanic.

He's always getting his hands dirty at the garage, just like you, a normal person!
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He's always getting his hands dirty at the garage, just like you, a normal person!

6. Bentley production line worker.

All chancellors of the exchequer have an innate knowledge of expensive cars and could easily build one from scratch.
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All chancellors of the exchequer have an innate knowledge of expensive cars and could easily build one from scratch.

7. Beer brewer.

David Cameron looks on lovingly like a bored but proud parent.
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David Cameron looks on lovingly like a bored but proud parent.

8. Train driver.

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Christ.

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9. Ocado worker.

"It's like playing shops!"
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"It's like playing shops!"

10. Crossrail engineer.

The face of a man who knows exactly what he's doing.
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The face of a man who knows exactly what he's doing.

11. Drinks factory worker.

Every former Bullingdon man should know where his drinks came from.
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Every former Bullingdon man should know where his drinks came from.

12. Lab technician.

Don't worry about malaria, everyone. George has got your back.
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Don't worry about malaria, everyone. George has got your back.

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13. Bricklayer.

"Haha, isn't this fun? I would do this for fun!"
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"Haha, isn't this fun? I would do this for fun!"

14. Astrophysicist.

"It's OK, everyone with an Oxford degree knows astrophysics."
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"It's OK, everyone with an Oxford degree knows astrophysics."

15. Doctor.

"Oh don't worry, I've seen House."
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"Oh don't worry, I've seen House."

16. Aerospace engineer.

Looks pretty easy to me!
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Looks pretty easy to me!

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17. Forklift operator.

You definitely don't need any training or skills to operate one of these dangerous vehicles.
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You definitely don't need any training or skills to operate one of these dangerous vehicles.

18. Oil rig worker.

"It's OK, I took an oil rig module in my history degree."
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"It's OK, I took an oil rig module in my history degree."

19. And Pizza Express chef.

What fun!
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What fun!