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How Cringingly British Are You Abroad?

Drinking 7am airport pints because normal time doesn't count in airports.

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  1. Tick off all the things you have done on holiday abroad:

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    Had a pint at the airport no matter what time your flight is.
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    Been naively optimistic about the airline food then immediately disappointed.
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    Felt smug about the weather forecast when it’s raining at home.
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    Posted pictures on Facebook of the weather forecast while you’re away.
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    Affected a slight foreign accent.
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    Spoken more loudly when people didn't understand you.
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    Attempted to speak the language and just embarrassed yourself.
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    Not considered yourself to be European in Europe.
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    Said you’re from London even if you live 50 miles away.
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    Worn an England football shirt.
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    Worn a string vest.
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    Gone to a bar because it’s showing your team's game.
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    Been asked if you support Manchester United.
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    Gone to the beach in the rain.
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    Got horribly sunburned.
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    Drawn a cock in suncream on someone.
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    Complained about the poor quality of tea abroad.
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    Brought your own teabags on holiday.
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    Brought a travel kettle with you.
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    Complained about the poor biscuit offerings abroad.
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    Worn an embarrassing hat.
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    Worn a handkerchief hat.
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    Worn sandals and socks.
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    Not worn Speedos.
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    Walked around reading from the guidebook.
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    Pretended to be interested in art.
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    Visited a British-themed pub.
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    Visited a British-themed restaurant.
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    Only socialised with other British people.
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    Refused to speak to other British people.
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    Called a waiter "garçon".
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    Eaten a fry-up.
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    Been given the wrong meal and eaten it anyway.
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    Randomly pointed at something on the menu in the hope that it will be edible.
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    Complained about tipping policies abroad.
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    Said “what’s the damage?” when the bill arrives.
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    Balked at a restaurant bill.
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    Drunk British lager.
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    Said “but it’s so cheap!” as an excuse to drink two litres of wine with dinner.
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    Been overcharged for something and been too polite to say anything.
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    Complained about people stealing all the sun loungers at 7am.
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    Not been sure whether to kiss on the cheek or shake hands.
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    Rinsed duty-free at the airport.
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    Tutted at international queuing rules.
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    Got home and summarised your trip as “it was nice”.
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