1. Because you can buy Pimm's from a teapot. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 2. Because of this coffee menu. Rob Hyde "Chav coffee" "Fat wife". It just can't fuck off enough. 3. And the loyalty cards for south London coffee shop "Fuckoffee". Sophie Gadd Fuck off. 4. Because people will not stop opening novelty pop-ups. Dalstonist / Via dalstonist.co.uk Taking gentrification to new levels. 5. And seem to think this is a good idea. Evening Standard / Via standard.co.uk Eww eww eww. 6. Because this isn't even a joke. Independent / Via independent.co.uk No. 7. Because fancy eggs are coming. Evening Standard / Via standard.co.uk 8. Even though they're already expensive enough. Katie O'Connor @katiemayoconnor Only in London could eggs be so overpriced.. 08:57 AM - 05 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Because an entrepreneur is crowdfunding Brew, a pub that serves only tea. Brew They have raised £145,700 so far. 10. Because people keep converting toilets into cocktail bars. Via timeout.com 11. And car parks. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Frank's, a "rooftop bar" in Peckham that is literally a multi-storey car park. 12. Because you thought this place couldn't get any worse. London24 / Via london24.com And then it got much worse. 13. Because this parking space in Kensington costs more than a house in most of the country. Foxtons 14. And this is what counts as "studio flat". Via rightmove.co.uk At least you don't have to get out of bed to make a cup of tea. 15. Because the mayor is literally a parody. Guardian / Via theguardian.com 16. And the police officers look like this. Will Worley @willrworley "It's an obscure bylaw, you won't have heard of it" #hipstercop 04:49 PM - 04 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Because this isn't even that expensive for London. KGF Classic Cars @KGFClassicCars Quite expensive this #London village! A pint of Peroni as witnessed here...... 11:40 AM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Because this is how much a cup of berries costs. Sophie Gadd 19. And this sausage, egg, and bacon sandwich costs £8. Sophie Gadd 20. Because these old jam jars of flowers cost £25. Sophie Gadd 21. And because this graffiti is just too accurate for words. Sophie Gadd "How much for that grape?""£6.20""So cheap!""I'm posh"