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Whenever you tell people you're from Surrey, they automatically assume you're really posh.
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When actually, it's more like this.
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Because this is what most people think Surrey is like.
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When in fact your area was a bit more like this.
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And you never visited half the fancy places in Surrey growing up because it involved a ridiculous trip on public transport.
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Your house probably didn’t look this this.
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And it might have looked more like this.
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You didn't go to a fancy private school.
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Instead your school looked a bit more like this.
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And your 6th form carpark wasn't filled with these.
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You definitely didn't do much of this as a child.
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And you probably spent more of your teenage years drinking in local parks than playing hockey.
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You made teenage pilgrimages to The Bentall Centre in Kingston, where posh and not posh Surrey teens united.
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You didn't actually spend that much time in Jack Wills central, Guildford.
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Because a lot of the time it was actually easier to get to London on the train than Guildford in the first place.
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Although you probably owned one single item that you bought on a lengthy voyage there one time.
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Thorpe Park was the main place where you would bump into sloaney Surrey kids.
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Or at the Reading festival where you would bond over the filth.
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But obviously nothing united posh Surrey and crap Surrey like passing your driving test and having to drive on the M25.
