1. An extremely terrible sign.
2. Curtains from your nan's house.
3. This sort of high quality carpet.
4. Really sticky tables.
5. Fruit machines in a location where you cannot help but stare at them the entire time you’re there.
6. One of these exact quiz machines.
7. An inexplicable jukebox.
8. A condom machine with a really surprising variety of options.
9. These rubbish hand dryers.
10. A baffling variety of entertainment.
11. And obviously there’s an Elvis impersonator about once a month.
12. A slightly terrifying “beer garden”.
Anything can be a beer garden if you try hard enough.
13. A pool table surrounded by seating.
14. A satisfyingly limited choice of drinks.
15. Questionably clean glasses.
16. A slightly mysterious, and mostly grim food menu.
17. Shit nachos.
18. And of course, really average crisps that they only sell at pubs.
