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18 Things You Find In Every Shit British Pub

It's not really a true British shitpub without a grim beer garden.

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7. An inexplicable jukebox.

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Obviously nobody uses it because pubs are for chatting and shouting at sport, but occasionally youths of questionable drinking age will come in and ironically put Ariana Grande on.

8. A condom machine with a really surprising variety of options.

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Who knows, maybe there are people who go down The Red Lion on a Thursday night and decide they need some of those rainbow condoms with cat faces on them.


16. A slightly mysterious, and mostly grim food menu.

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"Oven meat". Although at least the food is actually served on plates. Crap pubs don’t mess about with that chopping board bollocks.