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18 People Who Probably Regret Becoming Stock Photo Models

It's not worth it.

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1. People might think you drink your own piss.

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2. The world might assume you have a small penis.

3. Or a REALLY small one.

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4. And you might appear to suffer from premature ejaculation.

"Be a stock image model," they said "it'll be fun," they said.

5. You might be used for white supremacist posters.

6. Or a become the face of chill Brooklyn neo-Nazis.

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7. You might become the face of driving while masturbating.

GRANDMA NO.
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GRANDMA NO.

8. Or your friendly call centre photoshoot might take a dark turn.

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9. You might become the face of Crime Stoppers.

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10. Or a well-dressed local heroin-smuggling criminal.

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11. Or worse.

12. It might look like you married your cousin.

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13. You might look like the worst teacher in the world.

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14. And your nice family might become the face of the campaign against equal marriage.

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15. You might become the face of college dudes with bad opinions.

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16. At best, you might be bad husband material.

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17. At the worst, you might become a high-fiving, hat-wearing legal rape supporter.

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18. And of course, you might become the face of group sex with old, obese men.

"Why not model for stock images?" they said. "What could possibly go wrong?" they said.

Never be a stock image model.