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17 Things You'll Relate To When You're Malayalee, But Kinda Not

Everything is sukham aano, till you ask me where I am from.

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1. It's always difficult explaining where you're really from.

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"I'm from Kerala. But, I didn't grow up there. But, I'm still Malayalee."

2. You're afraid to speak Malayalam in front of other Malayalees because you know they will laugh at your accent.

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3. You'll still come to the rescue of your North Indian friends to explain some basic things...

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4. ... Till you're stuck with words you just don't understand.

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5. Your standard response to someone speaking too much Malayalam is nod-and-smile with a "Sheri".

Aunty: *may have told me I have food stuck in my teeth*Me (smiling widely): "Sheri, aunty."
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Aunty: *may have told me I have food stuck in my teeth*

Me (smiling widely): "Sheri, aunty."

6. You get ridiculously defensive about the pronunciation of names of dishes you enjoy.

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"Pazham. Zh. Roll your goddamn Rs properly."

7. Watching Malayalam movies is fun till you need to turn to the nearest of your kind for a quick translation.

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8. You will never argue over which Malayalam movie is the best because you haven't watched enough.

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9. But you definitely know which one is better out of these two men.

10. And you DEFINITELY know where Bhool Bhulaiya and Chandramukhi could not match up, Manichitrathazhu always will.

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11. In fact, you proudly insist on your pals watching the Malayalam originals to most Bollywood remakes.

12. If you're not tagged in a meme about your brethren, you feel bad about not being one of them.

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13. You're proud to be a Malayalee as soon as someone shares their wonderful experiences with Kerala.

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14. But the second you hear of a cousin's child being named "Gifto", you curse the stars that aligned to make you who you are.

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15. Nothing will ever match up to coming home to the welcoming scent of this meal.

16. It is a real relief to have someone who can relate to your strange roots.

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17. And even better when you're glad Kerala is one of many places you can call home.