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51 Hilarious Jokes About Sex By Indian Women On Twitter

"Indian women don't have a G-spot. They have an Ae ji-spot."

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(late 20s & living w parents) me: mom we r out of eggs so i am going out to buy some mom: soon u will b out of eggs that cannot be bought

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X = hug XX = two hugs XXX = porn #thatescalatedquickly

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Hottest scene in a Rajshri productions movie

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"i broke my wrist" facebook: oh my god are you okay should i send food twitter: how will you masturbate now

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He :Talk dirty to me. Me : Baarish se kichad kichad ho jata hai sab.

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Oh baby make me scream harder *burns a hole in her Zara dress*

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When he finally finds your g-spot

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So when Aladdin rubs something and gets rich it's a fairy tale but when other girls do it it's prostitution?

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What's your multiple orgasm style?

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If I got laid everytime you made sense, I'd still be a virgin.

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Bangover: The morning after really great sex

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Sex is basically just two people helping each other masturbate better.

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i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it

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Doctor: What are you using for contraception? Me : Hope.

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Bc MCQ me bhi is se zada choices hoti hai

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Sometimes I charge my phone up to 98% and unplug it bcz why should I be the only one who didn't have the orgasm

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"Neeche ishq hai Oopar rub hai" Someone's got it all wrong.

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when you have a crush on the hottest boy in school

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Me talking about my crush when he isn't looking

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But pens hasn't even taken us out to dinner first!

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Throat so sore, my vagina is jealous.

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Premature ejaculation is the reason why some people have thrust issues.

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How can you keep your South Indian boyfriend happy? Love, sex aur dosa

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So apparently selfies are called 'khudkis' in Hindi. Chalo khudki lete hain? Ergh.

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#PahlajNihalani is definitely the guy who prematurely ejaculates. There is no other reason to be upset by long kisses.

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Mood: Emran Hashmi Relationship status: Salman Khan

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*Going through my contact list* Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?

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Hey boy, are you Moov? Cause you take me आह से... आहा तक.

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Told the taxi dude to jump the red light and now wondering if he's wondering how wild I am in bed

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How do you say 'glow-in-the-dark condoms' in Hindi? This chemist just said "all of them work in the dark".

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If you have Sex on 1st Jan you become Do Jism Ek Jan .

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Someone replace the dotted condoms by bubble wrap condoms. For boredom issues.

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I miss the way you looked into my eyes and said kajal ke bina tum bilkul bimaar dikhti ho baby.

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He: Baby, talk dirty to me ;) Me: Abey, kachre ki aulad *BLOCKED*

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My biggest worry when I'm flirting with a boy is that he's going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news.

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What turns you on ? Girls - Neck Kisses, Waist Grabbing, Thigh Kisses, Hickeys, Hugs, Blah Blah Boys - Yaar main already turned on hu.

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Hey boy are you a good at excel coz I want to spread the sheet for you

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Ab haath na hilao, Meru cabs bulao? Meru hilayegi?

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Cracking clichéd jokes to entertain myself. #tinderstories

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One night stand? Matlab puri raat khada rehna padta hai?

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Boy, are you Monday, because you came too soon.

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Indian women don't have a G-spot. They have an Ae ji-spot.

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