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Fellow Tinderers, Let's Pledge To STOP Using Other People's Pets In Profile Photos

"Nah, it's a friend's" = *UNMATCH* = TWO PEOPLE DISAPPOINTED.

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Hello, all. You know what's great? Pets. Pets are frickin' awesome. I love pets. All of 'em.

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I wander into pet stores sometimes, just to play with puppers. I stop bang in the middle of the street when I have places to be because WHOSAGOODBOYAWWWWWW. I sometimes spend my lunch hour looking at photos of strangers' baby pugs on Instagram. It happens.

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I know I have a pet-based right swipe bias.

my tinder opinion is so easily swayed when a puppy pic pops up

THIS IS A REAL THING.

Just swiped right on a guy on Tinder solely because of the fact that he has a cute dog😍🐶

I'm not gonna argue that it makes any sense as a dating strategy...

On tinder i only swipe right if he has a cute pup

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Or that it's rational at all...

I need to stop swiping in favor of guys on tinder just because they have a dog.

And I'm not saying it happens ALL the time.

Sometimes, I almost swipe right if his dog is cute. Then I come to my senses. 😉😹

But it CERTAINLY happens enough.

If your tinder picture is with a dog there's a 99% chance I'll swipe right idc

And it's got to stop being taken advantage of.

if the dog is not your dog why are you putting a picture of it on tinder I'm only here for the dogs

NO. DON'T DO THIS.

In need of someone's dog to take pics with to up my tinder game

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Somebody let me borrow their dog so I can take a picture with it and use it on tinder. Maybe I'll find love that way

PLEASE.

Can I borrow your dog for my tinder profile pic

NO MORE LIES.

Can someone let me borrow there dog? I need a new picture for my tinder 😂😭😭😂

CHRIS, NO.

I need some "fun" pictures for my Tinder profile, anybody know where I can rent a dog for an afternoon?

You KNOW when you eventually break the news, it's only going to lead to disappointment and unmatching.

"what made you swipe right?" "You have a really cute French bulldog." "Oh lol! That's not my dog 😜" Unmatch. No time for false ads gents!

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I like your dog “Oh it’s not my dog it-” *unmatch*

Save us both the heartache.

Literally every conversation I have with men on tinder: Me: Is that your dog Him: No, I wish Me: *Unmatch*

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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