Hello, all. You know what's great? Pets. Pets are frickin' awesome. I love pets. All of 'em.
Another thing I like (albeit occasionally): dating apps. Sometimes, they're cesspools of garbage. Other times, they're actually fun.
But you know what's far, far away from puppies and Tinder on the Venn Diagram of my interests? DECEPTION.
More specifically, I really don't like swiping right on a potential match because I was enamoured by the dog in their photos...
ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THE PUPPY. WAS. A LIE.
I know I have a pet-based right swipe bias.
my tinder opinion is so easily swayed when a puppy pic pops up
THIS IS A REAL THING.
Just swiped right on a guy on Tinder solely because of the fact that he has a cute dog😍🐶
I'm not gonna argue that it makes any sense as a dating strategy...
On tinder i only swipe right if he has a cute pup
Or that it's rational at all...
I need to stop swiping in favor of guys on tinder just because they have a dog.
And I'm not saying it happens ALL the time.
Sometimes, I almost swipe right if his dog is cute. Then I come to my senses. 😉😹
But it CERTAINLY happens enough.
If your tinder picture is with a dog there's a 99% chance I'll swipe right idc
And it's got to stop being taken advantage of.
if the dog is not your dog why are you putting a picture of it on tinder I'm only here for the dogs
NO. DON'T DO THIS.
In need of someone's dog to take pics with to up my tinder game
Somebody let me borrow their dog so I can take a picture with it and use it on tinder. Maybe I'll find love that way
PLEASE.
Can I borrow your dog for my tinder profile pic
NO MORE LIES.
Can someone let me borrow there dog? I need a new picture for my tinder 😂😭😭😂
CHRIS, NO.
I need some "fun" pictures for my Tinder profile, anybody know where I can rent a dog for an afternoon?
You KNOW when you eventually break the news, it's only going to lead to disappointment and unmatching.
"what made you swipe right?" "You have a really cute French bulldog." "Oh lol! That's not my dog 😜" Unmatch. No time for false ads gents!
I like your dog “Oh it’s not my dog it-” *unmatch*
Save us both the heartache.
Literally every conversation I have with men on tinder: Me: Is that your dog Him: No, I wish Me: *Unmatch*
This could be us, but YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A DOGGY.
To conclude: Don't.
