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11 May 2017

12 Pieces Of Unsolicited Advice Young Moms Are Tired Of Hearing

There's enough on their plates for them to have to listen to your nonsense as well.

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1. "Why are you having so much chai?"

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2. "Can I touch your belly?"

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Do you expect my child to high-five you from inside the womb?

3. "Here, take some kajal."

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4. "Breast feeding is the only correct way to feed a child."

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That's great. Would you like to feed it next?

5. "You shouldn't just feed the child in public. That's gross."

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I'll tell you to cover your face the next time you want to eat too.

6. “So now that you’ve had a baby, when are you quitting your job?”

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7. "Don't kiss the baby too much. Its cheeks will get too fat."

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I really don't mind having the cutest baby ever, auntyji.

8. "HAW. I can see your belly!"

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9. "Don't hold the baby too much. It will get too attached to you."

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I was planning to grow a kangaroo pouch for it. But, thanks for the heads up.

10. "Why is the child wearing diapers all the time?"

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11. “Labour will be way worse than you’ve imagined.”

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Oh, superb, that’s exactly what I want to hear right now.

12. "OMG MY CHILD NEVER DID THAT. IS YOURS OKAY?"

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Every child is special ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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