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16 Desi "First Of All" Tweets That Are Ridiculous And Just Really Funny

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“But you promised...” First of all, I said inShaAllah

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white friend "this is so spicy" first of all, this is gulab jamun

3.

"India is a boring place" First of all, have you been to Mumbai ?

4.

Me: Going to reduce sugar intake from now Diwali: First of all…

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Friend: omg I just love Bangalore First of all, this is Whitefield

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“You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white

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"Kalyana saapadu eppo poda pore?" First of all, you aren't invited.

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“So can you speak Indian?” First of all “Indian” isn’t a language...

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“Ganga snanam aacha” First of all, this is lorry water.

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"OMG there's an earthquake here in Bombay, run for your lives!" First of all, it's Mumbai.

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'Why are women asking to be paid for their exhausting, relentless emotional and intellectual labour?' First of all:

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Indian boy: Will you marry me? Indian girl: First of all, it'll be nice if you leave your mother's hand and hold my hand while asking this!

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“What’s your favorite season?” First of fall.

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“It’s deepavali...not diwali!” First of all, it doesn’t fucking matter.

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I can see your bra strap, cover it up. First of all did I ask?

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Moms: First of all, I have been doing this for ages.