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4 Great Investment Opportunities from Aperature

Hello, Investors! Cave Johnson here. Don't miss these amazing investment opportunities from up-and-coming applied sciences company Aperture Laboratories.

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  • Investment Opportunity #1: Panels

    Four walls, a ceiling and a floor. Good enough for science ... not Aperature Science!

  • Investment Opportunity #2: Bot Trust

    As our data clearly shows, humans cannot be trusted.

  • Investment Opportunity #3: Turrets

    We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet.

  • Investment Opportunity #4: Boots

    We're not banging rocks over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole.