Buzz·Posted on 9 July 201924 Mercury Retrograde Tweets That'll Make You Laugh, Reassure You, And Freak You OutSending calming energy (and tweets) to you during this difficult time.by Sohan JudgeSenior Publishing StrategistLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ~Mai~ @mai_gaia What the 12 signs need for Mercury Retrograde: Aries: A nap Taurus: A nap Gemini: A nap Cancer: A nap Leo: A nap Virgo: A nap Libra: A nap Scorpio: A nap Sagittarius: A nap Capricorn: A nap Aquarius: A nap Pisces: A nap 04:19 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jo gleason, astrologer @justjogleason Mercury Retrograde Season, also known as Type The Tweet/Post, Then Backspace The Whole Thing And Close The Tab Season 02:27 PM - 05 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Astro Academic @AcademicAstro Blame game: Mercury Retrograde or PMS? 04:30 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. virgo @allmenaintshit Mercury is in retrograde this is not the time to go on a search for some new dick bitch stay the fuck home 06:36 PM - 03 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Instagram: TheTrillAC @TheTrillAC “Mercury Retrograde will have past lovers re-emerging.. Be careful..” So will posting a fine Instagram pic on a regular Tuesday lmao 02:13 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Wonder Boy🤓 @CdyRnkn Mercury is in retrograde and I have the WEIRDEST boner I don’t know how astrology works 07:52 PM - 03 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Tam Yajia @DancesWithTamis This thing happens during mercury retrograde where farts enter my ass instead of exit it 09:21 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. S. @Lesbomancer If astrology isn’t really, then why do Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp always go down during Mercury retrograde/during the shadow period? 08:42 PM - 03 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. JuanPa @jpbrammer show mercury retrograde who's boss by sabotaging yourself. you don't even need it. *it* should be afraid of *you!* 03:52 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ♃ ♃ ♃ @lightbodyblues When Mercury Retrograde decides to fall during Eclipse Season & you just gotta pretend everything’s fine even though you’re on the verge of the biggest mental breakdown of your existence: 11:05 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. eni da $hit @mfckineni me trying to keep my mouth shut and not argue w nobody during this mercury retrograde 06:21 PM - 07 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Loading ... @niaboo_ Today is the first day of Mercury Retrograde so I have to understand that everyone is annoying & I am the true Queen . 07:17 PM - 07 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. virgo @allmenaintshit *shuts my phone off until mercury retrograde is over* 07:02 PM - 03 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. texxpacito @texxonfire mercury retrograde starts today and i still dunno what that means exactly but seems like a legit excuse to use to avoid people. 01:26 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jesus Devontae Christ @fridacashflow sorry i didnt text you back, it’s mercury retrograde 03:48 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. casey-jo @caseyjoloos it’s mercury retrograde from today until july 31st if you needed something to blame all of your life’s problems on. 01:42 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. NEZZA @bbynezza i haven’t left my house in 2 days. i blame mercury retrograde 11:16 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The Gay Burn Book @SouthernHomo Me: Astrology is fake Y'all: Mercury is in retrograde Me: 02:57 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Karen Neverland @KarenNeverland Mercury Retrograde in Leo 🔥🔥🔥 05:12 PM - 07 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. rachel zegler @rachelzegler mercury retrograde is humming in my ear and i keep trying to swat it away like a gnat but she ain’t goin away 04:28 PM - 06 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ @kobychill mercury is in retrograde u know what that means ladies 05:07 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Princess Olive @stopolive me: *maybe eats once a day, drinks/eats food terrible for my system, sleeps 4 hours a night* my body: *gets sick* me: that goddamn mercury retrograde 06:04 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. BIG EMPRESS ENERGY @bigempressnergy Exes showing up during mercury retrograde be like 09:00 PM - 05 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. OMG, LaJethro @LaJethroJenkins You know what’s worse than Mercury being in retrograde? Being constantly told that Mercury is in retrograde. 02:11 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite