1. Great observation, chef.
2. "I gotchu." — Alton, probably.
3. Congrats.
4. Gotta play it safe.
5. YOU HAD ONE JOB!
6. LITERALLY. JUST. ONE. JOB.
7. Legs are so overrated.
8. Chefs, wyd?
9. What kind of fresh hell is this?
10. Joke's on the other chefs.
11. Chill, Alton.
12. Gotta go back into my cave!
13. The only way to serve a salad, tbh.
14. Get a man who can do both.
15. It's called being original.
16. What even is going on?
17. Bandana guy screws up yet again.
18. All hail the chaotic evil that is Alton Brown.
19. DJ Brown in the house.
20. Who are you and what have you done with the real Alton Brown?????
21. I DO WHAT I WANT.
22. And nobody knows what they are doing.
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