Drink every time you see a double entendre.
Contributing artists received a free, unadorned “John Holmes.” Had I known about this sooner, I would’ve participated. There really aren’t enough plaster cocks in my living room.
- Hillary Clinton accepted the Democratic party's presidential nomination, and had some fiery words for Donald Trump 🇺🇸
- A federal court struck down North Carolina's voting restrictions, ruling they intentionally made it harder for black people to vote.
- Four people in Florida are likely the first to contract the Zika virus from mosquitos in the US, the state's governor says.
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