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The Yogurt Analogy

This will forever change the way you discuss your significant others and love interests. You're welcome.

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Fruit-Mixed-In Yogurt / Via

This significant other is really the total package - just an all around great person. You know exactly what you're signing up for from the get-go: flavorful and fun. The fruit-mixed-in lover is a keeper.

Fruit-on-the-Bottom Yogurt / Via

This is arguably the most exciting type of man or woman - although it takes a little digging to reveal their true, delicious colors. This person may initially strike you as a "plain yogurt," but as you continue eating them - er, getting to know them - you'll be pleasantly surprised by what you find beneath the surface.

Expired Yogurt / Via

Ew. The Expired Yogurt lover is the person that you know you're not supposed get involved with, but you still do it anyways. This yogurt/person is bad news, but you turned a blind-eye to its expiration date and decided to dig in anyways. You will always regret this decision! It goes without staying that expired yogurt will leave a bad taste in your mouth and probably make you violently ill. There are other, fresher yogurts in the grocery store.

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